ARGENTINA: A 22 year old woman wants to marry the man who was convicted of killing her twin sister. Edith Casas believes Victor Cingolani who was her sister’s boyfriend, is innocent, and wants to marry him in prison. Her mother, however, has other ideas, and has gone to court to put a halt to the wedding plans.
EDITH, YOU ARE A MORON! YOU MUST HAVE A DEATH WISH…
POLAND: A man has sued his ex-wife for a refund, noting that he had spent $8,000 on her breast implants while they were married. Lukasz Molovik’s lawyer said his client suffered “loss of use” of the 32 DD implants. Molovik didn’t need legalese to explain his action. “To be frank about it,” he said, “I didn’t spend all that money so some other man can ogle her breasts instead of me.”
What a real boob…
CALIFORNIA: Lorenzo Oliver, 54, was arrested and taken to jail for attacking an opossum in his back yard after the possum went after his dogs. Oliver has now been cleared of all charges and he has also been cleared to sue the Anaheim Police Department – because it is against the law to kill opossums in California.
CAN WE SAY THE POLICE JUMPED THE GUN?
CONNECTICUT: Michael Carrier of Bristol, was allegedly negotiating a deal with a prostitutes in a restaurant. He told her he had a hearing problem and asked that she speak louder. She did – and both were arrested after other customers called police.
CHEAPSKATE SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT HIMSELF A HEARING AID!
