UTAH: Doctors say a man who shot his neighbor for “telepathically raping” the shooter’s wife is fit to stand trial. Michael Selleniet, 54, pulled a gun on
the man next door after claiming that the fellow “psychically assaulted” his wife repeatedly. Selleneit who has been diagnosed with a brain disorder, should be committed to a hospital and not have a trial, according to his attorney.
YES, SOUNDS LIKE A DISEASE OF THE BRAIN –A TELEPATHIC RAPE!
HOLLAND: Authorities seized a mountain of cocaine hidden in boxes of fruit that were being shipped to the Rotterdam Zoo. Dutch prosecutors maintain that more than eight tons of cocaine was hidden among the bananas aboard a ship from Ecuador.
THOSE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME HUGE SHIPPING CRATES!
OREGON: We learn that a Gresham man was hopping mad after McDonald’s got his order of a Quarter Pounder with no onions wrong. When Jayme Leon’s burger came out with onions on it, he did the only reasonable thing – throw a drink in the manager’s face and smash a cash register.
NINCOMPOOP….
GERMANY: A German family returning home from a vacation trip departed their flight and discovered that their car was being used as an airport shuttle vehicle. They had left the car with a valet service. The surprised family members found the car – with a magnetic sign on the door bearing the name of the shuttle company – at a curb picking up passengers.
GOTT IN HIMMEL!!!
