Florida: Here is a real ass! A Florida man who was charged with flashing a mother and daughter in a parking lot said that it was all a misunderstanding and that he dropped his pants only because he had “explosive diarrhea.” Unfortunately, the police investigator who checked David Napodano’s “tighty whities,” and found no evidence to support his story, so he was charged with indecent exposure.
What an ass.
Vallejo, CA: The crook wanted to be punctual. Samuel Botchvaroff was arrested in a stolen 2000 Range Rover outside a Vallejo courthouse. He told a highway patrol officer that his own car had been impounded, and he had no other way to get to his arraignment on an earlier auto theft case he had pending.
Ironic, huh?
Lublin, Poland: This bandit had the right idea, but the wrong weapon. A robber in Lublin tried to hold up a bank by wielding a spoon. Staffers followed his orders and threw themselves on the ground — until they got a look at his weapon and laughed him out of the place.
Ha, ha, ha! That is really funny.
Colorado: A Colorado Blockbuster employee who couldn’t stand working there stabbed himself to get the day off, and told authorities he had been attacked by skinheads. Aaron Siebers, 29, later admitted he made the whole thing up after repeated questioning from police — who had been called by his boss.
Right — and you think you hate your job!
Germany: A German bank robber is upset that his cat cannot visit him in jail — because he says the kitty is a reincarnation of his dead mother. Peter Koenig, a Buddhist, told a judge: “I know it’s Mommy. She looks after me just the way she did. I need to see her the way other prisoners see their wives and children.” The judge barred a visit, but allowed him to write to the cat.
That judge is a real comedian…
Hi Prof Birdsong
I hope you’re well.
You’d think the Buddhist bank robber would understand Karma!