CHINA: Lin Chen, a 67 year old woman who lives in Ningbo, who believed that police were not doing enough to stop speeding drivers on her street came up with a brilliant idea. She tied a blow up sex doll to a tree outside her house. This prompted drivers to slow down to gawk and wonder why. Police contend that since the doll went up, traffic accidents have gone down.
WHO KNEW? SEX SLOWS…
MASSACHUSETTS: A woman freaked out when she went to use the bathroom in her newly purchased mobile home, and spotted the man who sold had sold it to her staring up at her from an air duct in the floor. Christian Hobbs, 44, confessed to cutting a hole in the trailer floor and videotaping the woman’s bathroom breaks.
PERVERT!
OHIO: A gang of thieves who used a gun to rob $40 and a cellphone from a man at a bus stop in Dayton did their victim a small favor – they handed him back $2 for bus fare.
THE HEADLINE READ: “THEY MIGHT BE ROBBERS BUT THEY’RE NOT JERKS.”
NEVADA: During a recent screening of the movie “The Bourne Legacy” at a Sparks movie theater, a patron accidently shot himself in the buttocks when his weapon for unknown reasons went off in his pocket. He slowly stood up, apologized to his fellow moviegoers and went to the hospital. We learn he was not arrested because he had a permit to carry the gun.
PROBABLY GOOD THE GUN WASN’T IN HIS FRONT POCKET….
