Florida: Here’s one about dirty money. A DWI and drug suspect in
Florida surprised police when $45 fell out of his behind during a strip search. Nicholas Harris, 19, who initially denied he had any cash on him was described by police as being like a human ATM machine.
KA-CHING!
Vero Baeach, FL: The Orlando Sentinel reports that police are on the lookout for two men who robbed a woman at gunpoint. According to police, a woman sitting in a car was approached by two men with T-shirts covering their faces who demanded money. The woman told them she had no money, so they opened the door and demanded her purse. She advised that she did not have her purse with her. At this point the police report maintains that one of the men then reached in her bra and took $70 and fled.
She was lucky that they did not “bust” her in the mouth.
Orlando,FL: This one is silly. An abandoned toy horse — with a tiny saddle and ribbons for reins — found in a schoolyard frightened Orlando police so much that it was declared a “suspicious device” and blown up.
OMG, obviously, a toy horsey left in the schoolyard by terrorists….
Palm Beach, FL: A Florida man was jailed after getting into an argument with his bicycle. Richard Bialon, 68, shouted so many obscenities at his bike at a palm Beach gas station that onlookers called the police. He was arrested and charged with disorderly intoxication.
Wonder what the bike had done to Bialon…?
Fort Walton Beach, FL: A WalMart employee in Fort Walton Beach reported seeing a shopper put merchandise down her pants. According to police records she did not take clothes, jewelry, or cosmetics. Instead. a fishing reel went down the front of her pants, and a flashlight went down the back. the 39 year old woman was arrested and charged with retail theft. The items were valued at $53.84.
Is that a fishing reel in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
