Florida: A man loves his incarcerated girlfriend so much he shoplifted two bras for her as a gift, police report. Now Johnnie Brown,29, is behind bars as his girlfriend prepares to get out of jail in a few days. After Brown was nabbed at WalMart he allegedly told police, “She has done so much for me… I felt I had to support her.”
OK! We get it now…Support her…Bras for support. Yuk, yuk, yuk…
Florida: We learned recently that a Florida lawmaker wants to make it a felony to photograph a farm in the state without written permission of the owner. The legislation is designed to thwart animal rights activists seeking to document cruel treatment of livestock.
The headline read: “Opponents called it bull.”
Florida: A church called Saturday Night Live in Lake county has put up an illuminated sign announcing, “Scumbags Welcome!” along a highway. The church’s pastor, Moses Robbins, said it’s his mission to minister all of god’s children.
Amen, scumbags…
Florida: Police grilled an East Lee County high School student over his T-shirt, which read, “A friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body.” The boy said he had no plans to harm anyone, and was allowed to return to class.
The police have no sense of humor!
Florida: Sheriff’s deputies in Okaloosa County, arrested motorist Mila Birkestrand, 47, who allegedly had crack cocaine on her. She said she was not a drug user, but had received the crack from a man in exchange for giving him a ride. The police report said, “She believed the crack cocaine to be legal payment for providing transportation.”
Crack can certainly take you on a trip…
