Osceola County, FL: Sheriff”s deputies are looking for a thief who dressed like SpongeBob SquarePants as he robbed a 7-Eleven in the Orlando area. The police report advises that the suspect did not completely buy into the role because he only wore the SpongeBob mask. We learn there were no SquarePants worn,
LOOK FOR THE SUSPECT UNDER THE SEA…
Seattle, WA: A Seattle resident returned home to discover much of his home and even his dog smeared in peanut butter and jelly. On top of that he found someone had vomited in his daughter’s bed. It appears an intruder had entered through a window, and the daughter speculated the intruder might be a drug addicted friend who is now being sought by police.
How disgusting…Vomiting in her bed!
Clearwater, FL: Police in Clearwater were shocked after they finally discovered the identity of a prolific graffiti artist. Why were they shocked? They found that the artist was not some young man but the 71 year old Charles Wesley. Wesley allegedly sprayed the letters “SLA” on hundreds of light poles around the city for a number of years. Police learned that “SLA” were the initials ofa fringe political party Wesley founded.
Symbionese Liberation Army, maybe?
North Branford, CT: A woman was arrested for allegedly assaulting another female she believed was eyeing her boyfriend. The other female was a 12 year old girl. Candice Kiley, 24, believed the preteen was after her 30 year old boyfriend and threw the girl to the ground, according to the police report. The incident occurred during a family birthday party.
Some birthday party!
