INDIANA: Porn Stash Suit. It has been reported that a man is suing his parents for throwing out his massive porn collection. The 40-year-old whose name has been withheld by news outlets, filed the suit seeking damages of $86,822.16 after his parents trashed 12 moving boxes worth of smut, including titles such as Frisky Business and Big Bad Grannies.
AUSTRALIA: Sea Flee? A drug suspect’s getaway attempted was foiled when he tried to flee Australia for Papua New Guinea on a Sea-Doo water scooter. The 57-year-old British man fled from the northern tip of the state of Queensland carrying enough fuel to make the 86-mile trek across the Torres Strait. He was found and apprehended only a few miles from his destination.
GERMANY: The headline read, “Foiled again.” Authorities impounded a blinged-out Porsche covered in gold foil because, they say it was dangerously distracting to other drivers. The 31-year-old owner had previously been cited for driving the flashy sports car, so police took his keys on the second offense.
RUSSIA: “His excuse did not fly,” read the headline. A man tried to board a Moscow airplane stark naked – by claiming that clothing made him less aerodynamic. “He shouted that he was naked because clothing impairs the aerodynamics of the body. He flies with more agility when undressed,” a passenger said. We learn that the plane left without him.
SLOVENIA: No way to hand-dle it? A woman allegedly sawed off her own hand to collect insurance money – and now she has been “fingered” for a crime. The unnamed 21-year-od from Ljubjiana allegedly cut off her hand above the wrist, claiming it was an accident while sawing off branches, to collect $450,000 in insurance, authorities said. Surgeons reattached the hand, and the woman was charged with fraud.
SOUTH CAROLINA: Axe body spray ploy? We learn that a suspected drunken driver was caught squirting Axe body spray in his mouth in a desperate attempt to cover the smell of alcohol on his breath, say police. However, giving him away was 12-pack of beer on his passenger side floorboard, including 10 empties, authorities say. The 11th brewski was also sitting between the suspect’s legs when police stopped him.
