Weird Criminal Law Stories # 529: OUCH!!

SOUTH KOREA: OUCH!! It has been reported that woman allegedly cut off her husband’s penis because he spent too much time playing golf. The woman who lives in the town of Yeosu, reportedly attacked the 50-year-old man with a kitchen knife as he slept and flushed the member down the toilet. Police say that the wife confessed to the crime with the excuse that her husband ignores her and left her broke.


WISCONSIN: One can say he jumped at the opportunity. We learn that a drunken driver critically injured himself when he jumped off a 250-foot overpass following a 100-mph police chase. The unidentified 24-year-old made the move of jumping after crashing his 2004 Nissan 350Z on I-94 in Kenosha County.


FLORIDA: She had no sole. A woman got so angry at a police officer for stopping her on the highway, she pulled off her shoes and threw themat his patrol car. Amber Capraro, 31, was walking in the middle of a highway in St. Lucie County when the officer tried to stop her. She allegedly flew into rage and threw her shoes at his car and jumped on the hood. Yes, she was arrested.


FLORIDA: Long distance abuse. A man’s parents flew all the way from their home in India to help him beat his wife in Florida, police report. The parents, in their 60’s, and their son were all charged with abusing the woman and holding her captive at the man’s Riverview home. The wife and her 1-year-old child were moved to a safe place.


CALIFORNIA: Wrong place at the wrong time? A knife-wielding dunce tried to rob a Southern California pizza restaurant – right after burglars had broken in and stole $1,500 from the same place. Pizza Chalet workers were cleaning up after the burglary on a Tuesday in September, when Ernest Ramirez, 19, entered and demanded money. Unlucky for Ramirez there was a city of Covina police officer was nearby investigating the burglary and thwarted the robbery. Mr. Ramirez was arrested and charged with armed robbery and resisting arrest.


CALIFORNIA: The headline read. “Aiding and a-breading.” It has been reported that a man was given jail time for a very strange assault in a Safeway grocery store. What kind of assault? It appears that Adam Kowarsh, 39, entered the store and immediately set upon one of the employees and began hitting him with a fresh baguette. The employee did not suffer severe injury and Kowarsh did not explain the reason for his assault.


CANADA:  Talk about irony – this is it.  We learn that two women broke out of jail only to be caught a day later. Kelsie Mast, 23, and Samantha Toope, 20, jumped the fence at the Edmonton Institution for Women on a Monday night. The fugitives were arrested the next day at SideQuests Adventures, an adventure park “escape room,” where people pay to solve puzzles that will unlock the doors of mock dungeons.


CHINA: The headline read, “fowl play.” A Shanghai man was arrested when he stole a black swan from a public park – and cooked it and ate it with a side of radishes. The man, a delivery driver known only as Zhou, 30, was sentenced to six months in jail for his strange taste for water birds. Authorities said he had been fishing with Friends at the park when he snatched the bird that he later cooked and ate at home.



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