Weird Criminal Law # 596: Mother’s Milk Splash

GERMANY: “How dairy she,” read the headline. It has been reported that a woman is under investigation for assault after she allegedly sprayed a ticket taker aboard a tram with fresh from-the source breast milk. The ticket taker had ordered the woman and a male pal to get off at the next stop in the town of Gelsenkirchen because they hadn’t paid the fare.

ALABMA: He’s in the doghouse now, maybe? A pet doggie inadvertently ran over his owner with an off-road vehicle, officials said. The victim had parked his vehicle near a bakery in the town of Loxley, then tied the dog’s leash to the handlebars. When the pup tried to run, it set the ATV into motion – running into the unidentified owner, who was left with minor injuries.

BRAZIL: WOOOSH! A man tried to rid his garden of invading cock roaches –and ended up blowing up his entire yard. Cesar Schmitz, 48, poured gasoline on his lawn in the town of Eneas Marques and struck a match, setting off a massive explosion. Schmitz told authorities that his wife “begged me to destroy their nest under the ground once and for all.”

CALIFORNIA: “She was not lovin’ it,” read the headline. It has been reported that a woman allegedly pushed, punched and choked a McDonald’s manager in Santa Ana, when she was refused ketchup. The drive through customer, being sought by police, lost it when she came in an employee entrance to ask for the condiment and was told to move to the restaurant front, police report.

CALIFORNIA: This how you drive the Johns away. Los Angeles is fighting prostitution by banning right turns on street corners where sex workers hang out, according to a report Also, officials installed traffic signs in seedy sections of the city to make it illegal for men to pull over for quickie liaisons.

CALIFORNIA: Head-scratcher? A man has been arrested for allegedly snatching wigs off the heads of three Orthodox Jewish women. The 30-something man, who has not been identified, was caught on camera in North Hollywood creeping up behind an 80-year-old woman and yanking off her hairpiece. He then smiled and handed it back to her.

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