THAILAND: “Sex addict dies in orgy,” read the headline. An avowed sex addict recently downed a cocktail of drugs, including Viagra, and slathered an erection cream called “Marathon Rub” on his penis before taking part in an orgy – in which he died of a heart attack. Khun Thep, 44, collapsed during the monthly romp with friends in a hotel suite where police found the erectile dysfunction cream, the liquor, and some other meds. Investigators said the death was not suspicious.
UTAH: Dangerous Speeder Arrested. A man who claimed he was headed to Missouri to kill former US Senator Claire McCaskill was arrested on a Wednesday in November 2020, after State Troopers caught him driving 130 mph, according to court documents. George Sthal, 36 of Cottonwood Heights, made several threats against McCaskill after he was arrested and told authorities that he was going to kill her, according to a probable cause affidavit. At the time of his arrest Stahl appeared to be intoxicated and belligerent and told officers he had consumed Adderall, LSD, and Beer. Stahl was medically evaluated at a fire station and then taken to the Summit County Jail. The two-term Democratic senator lost her seat in the mid-term elections of 2018. Since that time, she has become a political analyst for NBC News.
UNITED KINGDOM: Rub-a-dud-dud 3 men in a tub rescue? We learn that firefighters, police, and medical personnel in England were called to rescue three young men stuck in an industrial-sized dryer in Essex. It appeared that two of the tumble teens had successfully climbed in, but the third got his ankles trapped in the door.
UNITED KINGDOM: A true bumbling burglar! An English burglar was arrested because of his mail. Malcolm Pyke, 43, broke into a garage in East Herrington, Sunderland and stole $200 worth of cleaning equipment, however, while making his getaway he left behind a bag that contained letters bearing both his name and address.
