Birdsong's Law Blog

Chicago, IL: A U.S. Postal worker sobbed  loudly and proclaimed his innocence as he was ordered  held without bond on charges that he sexually assaulted  and kidnapped a pair of teenage girls after he forced them in his personal vehicle in two separate attacks.  “I have no record,” Tommie Naylor told the judge.  “I’m clean.”  Naylor, a mail handler is suspected in at least two other similar attacks from 2003 and 2006, according to Chicago police detectives.  Police have DNA evidence linking him to the 2006 attack.   At the bond hearing Naylor sobbed constantly before the judge and exclaimed, “Sir, I’m going to lose my job.”

Right!  Big man with young girls.  Crying before the judge like a little bitch!

Los Angeles, CA: Twenty more people have been arrested in an investigation that charges a Latino street gang with waging a racist campaign to eliminate black people from a southern California city.  The arrests stem

Birdsong, again, brings you more of those weird criminal law stories that you have grown to love.

Detroit, MI: Wonderbra news!  A 57 year old Detroit woman was saved from a stray bullet when it deflected off the underwire of her brassiere.  “It slowed the bullet down,” said a police spokesperson.  “She sustained serious injuries but they’re not life threatening.”

Sort of like a bust in the mouth….

La Crosse, WI: This fellow should watch CSI reruns everyday while in the slammer.  Police in La Crosse tracked down a thief who stole a tavern’s safe, thanks to DNA collected from the chewing tobacco spit

Birdsong brings you more weird criminal law stories from around the world.  They are all true.  Enjoy.

Bosnia: Think this may be overkill? A man in Bosnia tried to murder his nagging  mother in law with an anti-tank missile.  And when she survived, Miroslav Miljici tried to finish her off with a machine gun.  Amazingly, she survived both attacks with barely a scratch.  Miljici — who got six years for attempted murder — told the court he could no longer take her incessant nagging.

Doesn’t sound like overkill…more like no kill!

South Korea: A woman in South Korea was under investigation when it was discovered that she had lived with her husband’s corpse for 15 months

Birdsong brings you a few more weird criminal law stories that might give you a chuckle.

North Carolina:  Times are tough all over.  Nicole Mary Scarpone,  26, was arrested for burglary after forcing herself into an apartment — and asking three men inside to give her $10 in exchange for sex, police said.  Police, further stated that Scarpone “indicated that she just showed up to make some quick money.”

HO HO HO!

Polk County, FL: An eight grader here was suspended from riding his school bus for three days — for passing gas.