PENNSYLVANIA: Record kid-porn stash. What a perv. In mid-September 2018, A man was sentenced to 100 years in prison for what authorities contend was the largest collection of child pornography state law enforcement officials had ever seen. Lawrence Jamieson, 59, was sentenced in federal court In Philly after pleading guilty to a sex-crime and possession of child porn. Jamieson had more than 14.4 million images and videos of children and infants being sexually abused.
UNITED KINGDOM: Mum should have stayed mum, read the headline. A mother claimed her teenage son, accused of leading police on two high speed chases, stealing eight cars and chucking bricks and tiles at police from a roof, is a “good kid.” So, Liverpool Crown Court Judge Clement Goldstone let her have it, asking: “have you seen the number of times he’s been in trouble? What do you think you might have failed to do as his mum that’s landed him in this mess he’s in now?”
VIRGINIA: The right shoe? We learn that two thieves swiped specialty sneakers from a shop in Roanoke – only to learn the shoes were all made for the right foot. The bandits broke into Clean Soles and made off with 13 shoes, police report. However, owner Rob Wickham said he keeps only the right shoes on display and the left ones stashed behind the counter. Thieves will have a hard time on the run.
VIRGINIA: “It was an artful smuggling attempt – but no masterpiece,” read the headline. Krystal Milne, 33, of Hampton, was arrested for allegedly mailing to her jailed boyfriend drugs hidden the glitter on a crayoned picture. “Pay special attention to the middle cloud,” she told her jailbird beau, police said. We understand that by licking the glitter the jailbird could get high.