MASSACHUSETTS: Parking Lot Pooper? A woman was recently arrested for allegedly turning a store parking lot into her own personal potty – defecating there eight times in a month. Dubbed the “Parking Lot Pooper,” Andrea Grocer, 51, of the town of Ashland was caught with her pants down near the Natick Outdoor Store, said police. Ms. Crocer later claimed she suffers from irritable Bowel Syndrome. She didn’t give a s_ _t…
TEXAS: Yes, it could be “shear” madness. A barbershop employee was shot amid an argument over a teen’s haircut. Police report that a customer fired off three rounds during an argument over his 13-year-old son’s haircut and then fled. Fortunately, the employee is in stable condition. It is further reported that the shooter is still on the loose. Must have been a very bad haircut…
TURKEY: An Idiot tired of tires? A Turkish man slashed the tires of 160 vehicles with a knife on a Friday in January 2020. The slashing spree came on the same day as a deadly 6.8-magnitude earthquake rocked the region Residents said the incident was “unacceptable” after such a tragedy. Plain Idiotic behavior.
FLORIDA: Hi-Jack Idiot jacked up. It has been reported that Donald Dugray, 20, of St. Petersburg fled after he was arrested for having a concealed weapon. He didn’t get very far because he was arrested again when he tried to hi-jack a car from a driver who turned out to be and undercover police officer. Yes, Idiotic…
WASHINGTON: Saw Mill Steal? They said it was 26 feet long, weighed 4,000 pounds and is bright orange. Nevertheless, somehow a thief stole the saw mill anyway. Jeremy porter, the owner of the stolen portable mill, said it’s worth more than $40,000 and he just wants it returned to his Cowlitz County property. Wow What a Steal
WISCONSIN: UGH! It has been reported that Austin Schroder, 26, of Menomonee Falls allegedly mixed his mother’s ashes with marijuana and smoked them. He is also accused of selling drugs cut with the cremated remains. It is unclear why Schroder allegedly chose to use the ashes of his mother, who died just over a year ago. Quite a way to get back at a bad mommy, maybe.
